i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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