the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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