Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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