Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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