Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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