like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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