there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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