I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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