fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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