You're so nebulous sometimes
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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