Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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