you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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