just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
