Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
