If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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