As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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