we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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