There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is Oprah even human
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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