I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
