nut hugger
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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