Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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