You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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