Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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