So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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