Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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