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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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