dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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