her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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