is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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