Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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