I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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