Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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