I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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