How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?