Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We need to rekindle our bromance
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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