She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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