you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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