Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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