There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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