You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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