You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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