Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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