If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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