butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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