i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
