well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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