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• (713): View more from Texas

  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

  (954): View more from Florida

  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

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  i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.

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  You always know what to say to make me feel better.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So how'd the job interview go?

  (1-303): View more from Colorado

  well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward

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