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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.

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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.

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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him

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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.

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Really* awful people.

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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.

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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.

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I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.

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