Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.