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  Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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• (716): View more from New York

  I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.

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• (408): View more from California

  My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Your mankini haunted my dreams.

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