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(313): View more from Michigan

I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me

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(313): I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me http://tfl.nu/x1tc

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(917): View more from New York City

I cockslap morals

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(917): I cockslap morals http://tfl.nu/zqeh

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(443): My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat. http://tfl.nu/c3g0

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga

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(952): I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga http://tfl.nu/qw9z

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(614): View more from Ohio

Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.

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(614): Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar. http://tfl.nu/j0wd

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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(215): Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too. http://tfl.nu/we0x

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(904): View more from Florida

I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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(904): I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/1lds

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(925): View more from California

First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.

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(925): First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me. http://tfl.nu/pldx

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(805): View more from California

100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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(805): 100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun. http://tfl.nu/nptp

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(250): View more from British Columbia

How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??

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(250): How do you get a black eye playing beer pong?? http://tfl.nu/dfu2

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(845): View more from New York

I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin

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(845): I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin http://tfl.nu/w07j

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(513): View more from Ohio

Lets just say I chased with a burrito.

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(513): Lets just say I chased with a burrito. http://tfl.nu/8s3e

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(416): View more from Toronto

At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"

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He was THIS close.

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(416): At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?" (416): He was THIS close. http://tfl.nu/s8nd

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(602): View more from Arizona

What does puking wasabi feel like?

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Like snorting cocaine backwards.

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(602): What does puking wasabi feel like? (1-602): Like snorting cocaine backwards. http://tfl.nu/l21m

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.

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And we're breaking up

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(918): Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash. (918): And we're breaking up http://tfl.nu/t8m0

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