why didn't you poke me back
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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