i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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