Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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