it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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