Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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