does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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